What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!