What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud