What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Colby Jack's.

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

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What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

What mythological monster casts no reflection?

A: All of them.

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Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)