What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

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How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

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What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

What mythological monster casts no reflection?

A: All of them.

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What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

halloumi