Halloumi Jokes

What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

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What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

halloumi

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi

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Reflection Jokes More Reflection Jokes

Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror