How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

How do you call the current situation in Syria?

Very syrias

Kurd Jokes More Kurd Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's a monk's favorite kind of cheese?

Smoked buddha.

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause