How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

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Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

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How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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What is the most independent kind of cheese?

Prov alone.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

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Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.