Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.
Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)
Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.
Because they look for contributors to open sores.
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court
Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre
Shrekmate.
Math hue.
The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Because it's re-fined!
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.