How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

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How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

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What is Shrek's favorite book?

Don-key xote

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

Why are higher quality CD/DVD players white?

Because they read.

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How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.