Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

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Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.