Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

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Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

because they can't spell "read it".

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

What do tight jeans and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom