Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

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What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What do tight jeans and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom