Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

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Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.