Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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Very limited fonts.

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Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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A cow with no lips. ) ) )

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What do tight jeans and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom