What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.