What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.