What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

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What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!