Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise?

A country.

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What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

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Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...

Why do we blink subconsciously?

You aren't now!