Foreplay Jokes

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

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