Tickle the goat under it's chin.
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Being given head.
Foreplay
Heavy petting.
Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"
They don't have time.
A half hour of begging.
Amazon Prime.
Putin! Putin!
They tickle the goat on the chin.
Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
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Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
Baby universe was born.
I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!
Putin: "Turkey"
Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.
They say he was snowed in.
Because he walked in.
No phone numbers.
The bond matures.*
A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
