What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

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What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names