What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

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What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names