What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

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What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

What do you call a dirty drug addict with a lisp?

Methy

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What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

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What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!