What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

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What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

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What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

What do you call salesman with a lisp?

Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different

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How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What does a redneck say for foreplay?

Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.