What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!