What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.