What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.