What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

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Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

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