What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

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One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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Why do women have legs for?

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.