What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch