What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

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What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch