What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

Why was the clownfish sad?

Because its friends were anemones.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names