What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

What do you call batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.