How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

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What's scary about a white man in prison?

You know he did it

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

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How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire?

Diego wop wop wop .

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.