What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.