What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill