What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

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What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

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How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.