What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?

no ballroom.

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

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Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

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