Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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In case he got a hole in one.

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In case they get a hole in one!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.