Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's black and full of holes?

Michael Brown

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What are golfers afraid of?

The bogey monster

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!