Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost"

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "