How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

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How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

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What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)