You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
I'm not Willie Nelson."
They don't want to be left hanging
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.
To screw in the lightbulb.
More guns!
Who says it's dark
To prevent them from whistling.
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
I trussed you.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
