How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

What's the strongest plant in the world?

Eucaliftus

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.