He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Nobody likes the black ones.
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A: One but don't expect results.
I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
None. They can't get up that high!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas
You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.
Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.
Weights
One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.