What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

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What does a raven bring on an airplane?

A carri-on bag

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.