What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

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What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

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What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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What do two Wrights make?

A plane

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.