Wright Jokes

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

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Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What do two Wrights make?

A plane

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

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