How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What state makes exclusively swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

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How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.