How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese?

Gouda, gouda..."

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...