How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Why is there so little Black literature?

Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.