Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

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Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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What do you call the prequel to The Purge?

The Binge

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge