Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

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Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

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How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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Why do pill bottles have cotton in them?

To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

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What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco