Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

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What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?

Burglars don't knock !

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Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

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How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

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How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States