The-Odor-e Roosevelt.
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The United States of America
After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.
San Fran Crisco
We wouldn't have to pay her as much.
Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.
Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.
That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.
So there won't be a World War III.
Being the 45th white one.
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.
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Avo, CA does.
It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.
we have the Iron Giant
Warning: Gore
You probably won't get it.
It's a nation without a litre.
Half of what it was last week
A United States citizen
The 45th President of the United States of America.
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.
Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!
Obesity
Because in America, freedom rings.
Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.
A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist
He was Snowden.
All of it.
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
ANSWER: Until he gets caught.
United States: Lol, we made it up.
Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
10 E's
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.
Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
They are both run by red-headed clowns.
America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"
A pineapples pricks are on the outside.
I am not a cook
