What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.