What is the dirtiest day of the week?

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Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!