What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

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What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

How do you make a redditor impatient?

loading...

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What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.