What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

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Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

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What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

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What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.