What do SQL programmers do at night?

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

What do SQL programmers do at night?

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