Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts