Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up?

Ereptile dysfunction.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged?

Mentally dis-cabled.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts