Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.