How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why was the couch afraid of the chair?

The chair was armed.

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.