What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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Why can't you run in a campground?

Because you ran: It's past tents. I'll show myself out.

What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent