What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

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Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "

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What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"