Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

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Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

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What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

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Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms