Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

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What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

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When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.