Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

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Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

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What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

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What do you call a psychic little person on the lam?

A small medium at large

Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.