Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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What do you call a psychic little person on the lam?

A small medium at large

Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.