Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.