Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

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What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

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What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.