Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who are these women?

A: Women working at 900 numbers.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

Meteorologist Jokes More Meteorologist Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!