Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

Meteorologist Jokes More Meteorologist Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.