Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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Can I please get a drink "

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The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.