What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring