What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher