Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

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What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring