Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.