What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket in disguise.