Disguise Jokes

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket in disguise.

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

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ME: I'm not wearing a costume

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Heh, disguised toast.

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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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What do you mean you only brought two ants!

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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In meowers

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What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.