What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!